I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
i think i just lost a toe
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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