fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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