He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
