she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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