The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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