you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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