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say what?
wanna hang out?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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