Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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