is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
why is half of my head shaved?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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