I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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