ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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