i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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