My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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