So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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