Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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