so that wasnt chicken after all
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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