My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
