i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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