From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
