Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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