love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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