they need to just BURY HIM!
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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