Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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