I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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