Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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