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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.

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• (845): View more from New York

  just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism

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• (619): View more from California

  Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.

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• (646): View more from New York

  According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  foreskin is a definite game changer

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.

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• (213): View more from California

  His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...

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• (619): View more from California

  Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her

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• (716): View more from New York

  He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.

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