Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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