he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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