if you like me you must not know who I am
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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