8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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