ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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