Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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