Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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