He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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