I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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