Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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