I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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