You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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