we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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