I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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