what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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