Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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