Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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