Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
How does one acquire holy water?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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