We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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