I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We are all done wearing pants today
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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