Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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