how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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