I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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