He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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