have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
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I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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