the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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