Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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