Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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