I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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